Bloopers of Maraqua

Garin: (At the wedding robbery scene, holding his sword up to Cybunny girl)

Cybunny: You fool! You have no idea who rules these waters!

Jacques: …

Garin: … Jacques… Jacques, its your line!

Jacques: Augh, dammit! Sorry!

(Cast and crew laugh behind camera)

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(During the battle aboard the Black Pawkeet, Benny is sneaking up on Garin with a club)

Benny: This one fights too well! But swords won't stop this! Ti—WHOA! (Leans over to hit Garin over the head back falls off the rope instead)

Garin: Whoa! (Helps him up) You okay?

Benny: Yeah, yeah, I'm alright.

(Second take)

Benny: Timber! (Swings at Garin's head, but misses the 'target point' and hits Garin in the face instead)

Garin: OW!! (Recoils and holds his face)

Benny: Oh God!! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!!

Garin: (Teasingly) You're supposed to hit me in the head, not the face!

(Crew laughs while someone goes to get Garin some ice)

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(After the battle, Scarblade is addressing the captured crew members)

Scarblade: There is only one ruler of the five seas, and that's me, Captain Scarblade! Those of you who… Who… Dammit, why do I have all the bloody monologues?

(Cast laughs)

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(Isca has rescued Garin)

Isca: Come with me and I will show you the wonders of the deep.

Garin: (Starts giggling) Sorry, I just can't take that line seriously!

Isca: (Laughs)

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(Garin is stealing his Maractite Dagger)

Garin: (Reaches in through the window and tries to grab the dagger, but can't quite get it.) … (He tries to pull himself out again) Oh bloody hell, I'm stuck!

(Cast and crew laugh, then Jacques and Talek go to help Garin)

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(Garin has just noticed Talak in the bar, carrying a tub of dishes)

Garin: Talak!

Talak: Gah, @#$%^!! (Jumps and drops the tub) Bloody hell, I wasn't ready for that!

Garin: (Laughs and side hugs him)

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(Setting up the scene where Isca has her vision about Jacques being a prisoner)

Garin: (From behind camera, which is pointed at Jacques, chained up in preparation for the shot, with two of the Drenched sisters at his side) There's Jacques, getting ready for his big torture scene… surrounded by two hot chicks…

Jacques: Yes well, I'm trying to focus on the scene, and you're not helping. (Looks at the camera, chuckling)

Drenched sisters: (Giggle and pose with Jacques)

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(Isca comes to rescue Jacques from the Drenched lair)

Jacques: What are you, another devil come to torture me?

Isca: (Starting to untie him) No, I am your friend, Gar—ACHOO!  (Covers her mouth, then looks at the camera sheepishly) Sorry.

(Jacques laughs)

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(Garin and Jacques are talking over their plan in the tavern)

Garin: There's a cluster of islands to the northeast. That's where this… (Looks at behind scene) Is it seadog or brigand?

Director: Seadog.

Garin: Right, sorry. (Looks back at Jacques, trying not to smile while everyone laughs)

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(Garin and Jacques have been shoved in the sacks, are being carried to the carriage, when one of the sacks rips and Jacques falls out.)

Jacques: Gah! (Hits the ground, then sits up and looks at the camera and laughs with everyone else)

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(Garin has just sliced open the bars of the prison cell with his dagger, then stands up on the barrels, but he wobbles and then falls)

Garin: Whoa! (Still holding the bars to keep his balance)

Jacques: (Helps him down) You okay mate?

Garin: My balance sure isn't…

Jacques: (Laughs)

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(After the scene where Garin and crew recapture the Black Pawkeet, Garin has a small camera pointed at his face, he's carrying it around, pointed at him)

Garin: So yeah… When you're making a movie, about pirates, lost underwater cities and all that, you naturally have a lot of old looking things for props, and are using old ships for the set and stuff… and since we're in olden days, there are no lights. So… (Turns camera to face a scorched part of the ship floor) This is what happens, when you let someone play around with fire… on a WOODEN set. (Turns the camera back to himself.) Not my fault by the way…

Jacques: (In view from the camera, silently pointing at Garin) It's his fault!

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(Garin meets Caylis for the first time)

Garin: Caylis? (Snaps his fingers) Drat, I meant Isca!

(Caylis, cast and crew laugh.)

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(Goregas arrives)

Garin: Don't worry Isc-Geeugh! (Is licked in the face by Goregas. He laughs.) H-Hey, hey, down boy, down!

Director: Isca, control your pet…

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(During the battle between Scarblade and Kelpbeard)

Scarblade: Oi, have we called cut yet?

Kelpbeard: No.

Scarblade: Oh sorry… (Laughs)

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(As Garin is saying goodbye to Isca)

Isca: You can stay, Garin. The power of the seaweed necklace will never fade. You may live in luxury forever, here in Maraqua.

Garin: … I'm sorry I completely forgot what I'm supposed to say.

(Cast and crew laugh.)

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(Scarblade is walking around set, after the ship transformation scene)

Director: Careful, its slippery.

Scarblade: (Slips and falls) Oof!

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(Scarblade is listening to his parrot)

Scarblade: …OW… (Looks at the camera) Sorry he just bit me.

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(Wedding robbery scene)

Garin: We're not afraid little—Oh God there's a bee! (Ducks off and dodges away)

(Everyone laughs)

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Jacques: (In the skiff, rowing to rescue Garin, but when he stands up he falls backwards into the boat)

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(Scarblade makes a funny face at the camera between his monologue moments)

Director: …You do know we're still rolling right?

Scarblade: Oh! Damn, I'm sorry!

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Director: Action!

Isca: Oh! Wait, wait, wait, I wasn't ready!

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Garin: (During the fight scene aboard the Black Pawkeet, does a spin, 'kills' a pirate, then blocks a swing, 'slashes' that pirates stomach, then goes back-to-back with Jacques.)

Director: And cut! Great job people, that was beautiful!

Garin: Hooray for us!

Jacques: (Chuckles)

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Director: Cut! Check the gate…

Garin: You check it, I'm going for coffee… (He leaves)

FIN