Definition of Fear Bloopers

Garin: (Going through the swamp) This is unbelievably cold!

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(Scene where Garin 'bumps' into Scarblade)

Garin: (Sneaking, then waits for the door to open. He looks at the camera, then knocks on the door)

Scarblade: (Comes out, laughing) Sorry, I missed my queue!

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Scarblade: I believe we can use Garin's plight to our own advantage. (He pauses) …I'm sorry, I can't remember how the last bit goes.

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(Scene where Garin is in his cell and Scarblade comes to mock him.)

Scarblade: (Grabs Garin and pulls him forward, but accidentally whacks his nose into the bars.) Ow!

Garin: (Laughs) You okay there?

Scarblade: (Holding his nose and laughing)

(Second take)

Scarblade: (Reaches through the bars, grabs Garin and pulls him forwards, but Garin trips and nearly falls on his face.)

Garin: (Stands back up and laughs) Alright, lets try that again!

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(Scene where Blackie is supposed to bite Jacques on the nose)

Jacques: (Waiting for his queue, but Blackie decides to fly to another part of the room.)

Director: Cut, cut! Someone get the bird…

(Second take)

Jacques: (Waits as Blackie follows directions this time, and falls out of his hammock on queue, but as he gets up, his headband has fallen over his eyes.) Oh for crying out… (He pushes it back up and laughs)

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(Scene where Goregas splashes Jacques in the face with water.)

Director: Okay, and three… two… one…

Jacques: (Gets splashed and makes a face.)

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(Scene where Scarblade shows Garin the jar with the eyeballs in it.)

Scarblade: (Picks up a cup and drinks.)

Garin: (Turns away and starts laughing) I'm s-sorry but that's so gross!

Scarblade: (Sticks his tongue out) How do you think I feel?!

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Garin: Who were they?

Scarblade: Enemies. Enemies who didn't help me remember my bloody lines.

Garin: (Starts laughing)

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Scarblade: (Has the 'hot' fire poker, goofing off with it by pretending to be a conductor)

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Jacques: (Giving chase after the Revenge, he slips and falls flat on his face down screen.)

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Garin: (Cut loose from the mast, he falls backward but whacks his head into the camera, which also falls over)

Director: Cut! You two okay?

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Garin: (He and Jacques are coming out of the water, they both suddenly fall over.)

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(Battle scene between Garin and Scarblade. Their blades are locked just before the lightning strike.)

Director: And… Ka-blam!

(One queue Garin and Scarblade fall back, but when they try to get back up, Scarblade's coat has become stuck in the deck.)

Scarblade: Little help?

Garin: (Laughs and walks over to help him get loose.)

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(Scene where Garin and Jacques are talking after the battle)

Jacques: You'd do the same for me, Garin. But remember to Blackie's cage at night and we'll call it square. Cause—

(Blackie suddenly flies off. Garin and Jacques pause and look at each other awkwardly, then start laughing.)

Garin: That was a bit short…

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